Wanna get lit?

siickangel:

Lana Del Rey // Ultraviolence

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

(Source: shalrath, via bitchy-diary)

juelzsantanabandana:

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

(via hotboyproblems)

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

norrington-hell:

syndicalist-peach:

someonekilljeffbezos:

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer, via perks-of-being-chinese)

shalllaby:

attendance:

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

If I had a dollar for every pointless quiz I took on buzzfeed

(via hotboyproblems)